Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Small Auto Biography of Me

This is for readers or people who don't know me well. The name is Jonathan, Jonathan Steinklein. I also go by Jon, Jono, Jewboy, Steinklein, Steiny, JJ, and other nicknames. I am 16 years old and in the Junior Year of Old Bridge High School. I am Jewish if you didn't know it already. I have done Taekwondo, which is a Korean form of Karate for 10 years and I am a 3rd Degree Black Belt. My dad died when I was 12 and that affected me a lot. My mother is a complete totaltiarian and bitch to boot. I want to be a psyhciatrist, psychologist, or sociologist when I am an adult. That is basically my life.

Monday, September 29, 2008

A doe A deer A Female Deer...

It doesn't make sense at all, but it gets the reader interested. Thales today had the testicles to call me a conformist just because i created a blog. You know what I said to him. I said I was not a conformist because of the dance I created. It's called Spaztron and it is kind of stupid. You just flail your arms around like a mentally retarded octopus. You know what's scary...Everyone's gonna be doing it in the next 10-20 years. Life was boring today. People say I'm funny, but I don't know if it is true or not. I guess it is because when I tell stories people burst out laughing. I'm gonna miss Karate today. I have to do fucking Jewish Rosh hashanah crap. Every christian at school gets two days off while I have to go to Temple for 5 hours. I gotta go.

Excelsior (It means ever upward in Latin. Just so you know.)

Saturday, September 27, 2008

I'm A Little Bummed Out.

I just found out my favorite black metal band Celtic Frost broke up. I'm sad. Try out their album To Mega Therion. You haven't heard metal till you've heard that album.

I'm a Blog Virgin!

This is my first blog. Yahoo! I'm basically doing this because everyone else is doing it. I'm being a conformist. Shut Up! Just Shut Up! I know I'm being a conformist, but I can't be a nonconformist all the time. I took that from Billy Madison if anyone's interested. I basically hate my life. I am bored most of the time. Today I went to the Old Bridge Public library to work on a Sociology project. Sociology is my favorite class. I have Vincent Yeager sitting in back of me and Erica Wilkey in front of me. It is never dull. Mr. Bullalo, I don't know if I'm spelling it right, is the coolest teacher ever. My red fish named Red's bowl is getting dirty. It's starting to look like Auschwitz during WWII. I know it's a Holocaust joke, and I'm a jew, but I can do it because this is MY BLOG! Ya know what sucks, Paul Newman died today. I still hope he has his salad dressings they were good. I lied I don't eat salads. My next blog will be shorter I promise.

Excelsior ( I took that from Stan Lee. I'm kind of a geek.)