One time I went up to Alaska for the winter.
One of the things I noticed there was,
Everyone drank chocolate milk.
They didn't drink soda or coffee or regular milk,
Only chocolate milk.
I asked them why,
They just said fuck off.
I thought there must be something magical,
In that Alaskan chocolate milk,
So I tried it.
It was nothing special,
I actually think it was Nesquick.
There was something special about Alaskan chocolate milk though,
It made me smile through the cold.
So I drank chocolate milk all winter.